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FG Pleasure domes resort

Postby davh62 » Sat Dec 10, 2016 7:24 pm

For the further enhancement of the Prime governorships, we are pleased to announce the grand opening Of......
FG Pleasure domes resort
An establishment with a triple 5* rating on "Warp advisor"

Feeling the onset of space dementia from over mining?
Fed up of warmongering against pesky pirates?
Blood boiling from raided asteroid fields?
Suffering from repetitive inner trade warp eye?



Come to Pleasure domes resort in Prime & blow off the space dust. We take care of you in our state of the art complex boasting the latest in comfort & rehabilitation.


Featuring-

1K hospitals- To take care of all your star base colonists health issues. Are staff have been recruited from all corners of the known universe & are experts in their fields. This month we are running a special on haemorrhoid removal & male enhancements(terms & conditions may apply)

Residential hotels- With your own on call "Westworld" housekeeping, butler & pleasure robots. (no need to worry they hardly ever malfunction)

Entertainment dedicated dome- Running 24/7, the must go to place. Fully licensed to serve alcoholic beverages, Cigars & Neuro mind bending drugs. We also have the latest virtual reality experiences in our "Recall" centres.(Non liability documents must be signed to participate as we take no responsibility for addictions or self induced lobotomy)


Book fast, places are limited! Treat yourself to a holiday of a lifetime!
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Re: FG Pleasure domes resort

Postby Moneyman » Sat Dec 10, 2016 8:01 pm

:mrgreen: Sounds good but where are the pics?

:idea: I'd to see the pics of the pleasure robots .. if you please ... :)
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Re: FG Pleasure domes resort

Postby Spectre » Sat Dec 10, 2016 8:20 pm

lol money
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Re: FG Pleasure domes resort

Postby davh62 » Sat Dec 10, 2016 8:22 pm

Moneyman wrote::mrgreen: Sounds good but where are the pics?

:idea: I'd to see the pics of the pleasure robots .. if you please ... :)



Best book a vacation with us :lol: Nothing better than hands on experience.
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Re: FG Pleasure domes resort

Postby Moneyman » Sat Dec 10, 2016 8:46 pm

:mrgreen: Sorry, don't go to any resort that doesn't supply pics.

:!: And there is that dumpster nearby .. begs a lot of questions ... :roll:
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Re: FG Pleasure domes resort

Postby davh62 » Sat Dec 10, 2016 9:55 pm

Moneyman wrote::mrgreen: Sorry, don't go to any resort that doesn't supply pics.

:!: And there is that dumpster nearby .. begs a lot of questions ... :roll:



That's just spare parts storage. :D
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Re: FG Pleasure domes resort

Postby Spectre » Sun Dec 11, 2016 8:47 am

LOL u guys
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