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Re: jokes

Postby rmartz » Mon Jul 27, 2015 9:56 pm

This will be a Us cultural puzzle. Any are welcome to guess, but it may be hard for some to understand it at first. I made this up a few days ago.

Puzzle:

What has 3 hands and 1 foot?
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Re: jokes

Postby GullyJimson » Tue Jul 28, 2015 11:09 am

1 yard ?
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Postby rmartz » Tue Jul 28, 2015 12:37 pm

GullyJimson wrote:1 yard ?

No, but getting there.
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Re: jokes

Postby GullyJimson » Tue Jul 28, 2015 1:12 pm

Any bipede ?
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Re: jokes

Postby rmartz » Tue Jul 28, 2015 5:16 pm

GullyJimson wrote:Any bipede ?

"bi" "pede" would suggest 2 feet. This only has 1 foot.

I am usually terrible with riddles. I can not believe I came up with one.

Consider I come from an area that has a lot of horses.
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Re: jokes

Postby GullyJimson » Tue Jul 28, 2015 5:46 pm

Ah but three hands is one foot also, pesky riddles.
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Re: jokes

Postby rmartz » Tue Jul 28, 2015 6:51 pm

GullyJimson wrote:Ah but three hands is one foot also, pesky riddles.

So what is 3 hands and also 1 foot?
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Postby Horatus » Tue Jul 28, 2015 7:30 pm

You could always fire the fruit cakes at your enemies. I hear they can do quite a bit of damage.
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Re: jokes

Postby GullyJimson » Wed Jul 29, 2015 12:31 pm

Eureka !! a pygmy pony !!
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Re: jokes

Postby rmartz » Wed Jul 29, 2015 2:14 pm

A hand is an old earth measurement of the antiquated Imperial measurements. It was often used to measure horse height.

1 hand = 4 inches.

3 hands = 12 inches.

1 foot = 12 inches.

So what has 3 hands and 1 foot?

12 inches. 8-)
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