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Re: jokes

Postby GullyJimson » Wed Jul 29, 2015 4:36 pm

Searching for the nearest noose.
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Re: jokes

Postby Agamemnon » Wed Aug 05, 2015 9:02 pm

LMFAO - Now that's a good one....
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Re: jokes

Postby rmartz » Sun Aug 09, 2015 11:08 pm

Thinking of Jam in some of these. Will not say which ones. :lol:

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The software isn’t finished until the last user is dead.
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Better train people and risk they leave – than do nothing and risk they stay.
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All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
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Bad code isn’t bad, its just misunderstood.
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Why do we never have time to do it right, but always have time to do it over?
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Re: jokes

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Re: jokes

Postby Agamemnon » Tue Aug 25, 2015 5:29 pm

LOLOL, All hail our Robot Over Lords!!
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Re: jokes

Postby albrat » Wed Sep 09, 2015 12:23 pm

rmartz wrote:Image

hehe, Particle physics. :P

A great Programmer once said :- "The more you code, The more bugs you will find later and have to code in new fixes. The problem with this is that it means you write more code... "
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Re: jokes

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