jokes

Lmao

Don't forget about

Element Ah - Satisfactium (relatively rare)
Element Gk - Geekium (extremely valuable)
Element Bs - Bullshittium (most common of all elements)
Element Oh - Alarmose (a shocking discovery)
Element Fu - Cursium (often found on crowded roadways)
Element IQ - Brainium (extremely rare)

I am reading a book about anti-gravity, and I can't put it down.

G'Day
turns out, I can resist anything but temptation ...
... so here goes

so one Astronaut says to the other Astronaut, "I'm trying to make coffee and I can't find the milk"
The other Astronaut replies " In space, no one can. Here, use cream !"

Cheers